My Reincarnation Skills Are “Playing With Dolls” and “Playing With Clay”, but What Am I Supposed to Do With These? C179

Episode 179: The holy land of elves! ? 

"Wow, 1-3, 1-3, right there!"

“It’s okay, Colorcon, it’s so outside, it’s okay!!”

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A herd of unicorn horses galloped past us. 

Then, amidst a particularly loud cheer and an even louder roar, confetti from the losing horse racing tickets flew down. 

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

“Damn, damn, this is so!!”

Coco doco? Oi? Fuchu? No, it's Canalila Aman, the sacred place for elves...maybe. 

Throwing away the winning horse racing ticket, a horse racing newspaper? It's not a fussy old man who's tearing things up. These are noble elves who only look like handsome men and beautiful women. 

"Lu, Lucien, are you okay?"

Butch is unusually concerned about Lucien and shaking his shoulder. 

No, it's not like the horse racing ticket is off, I just can't stand this reality, I guess. 

"This isn't right, this isn't Canalila Aman, it's some kind of mistake, some kind of mistake, hehe, hehehehe, ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"Oh, you removed Nee-chan too? That's impossible, huh? That's match-fixing!"

A handsome elf who looked red-faced and brandished a liquor bottle during the day...not just a sad looking elf, approached Lucien, thinking they were similar. 

I wish I could stop it. 

"It's so loud, don't come with me."

When the elf opened his eyes sharply and turned around, a blade of wind like a weasel blew up from beneath the elf's feet, and in an instant, the man was stripped to a single layer of skin, turning pale in an instant. He ran away. 

"Mr. Lucien, the violence..."

Nolte stops her, concerned about what others might think, but it seems like something like this is cute. 

Around the refund box, there's flames, throbbing vibrations, and a mob of people punching and kicking the box...and suddenly, even more intense magic is released, surrounding the box. The mob fell down with a thud. 

I'm not sure, but is it some kind of wide-area paralysis spell? 

And then, several elf men and women in uniforms suddenly appeared, as if they had been teleported. 

"Mob suppression complete. Detain them and return!"

"""roger that!"""

After grabbing the fallen men (there were also women), the security guard-like elves teleported and disappeared again. 

Seeing his skillful performance, even the excited racetrack regained its calm. 

"You're used to it."

“Do you mean it’s a daily occurrence?”

Maggie and Butch look impressed. 

Yes, this is one of the programs I applied for yesterday at the civic hall, the [Sacred Beast Competition]. 

Unicorns are so-called sacred beasts, so there's nothing wrong with a sacred beast competition. 

You can run more than a dozen unicorns, bet on the Ergo currency, and if you win, you'll get your money back at a fixed rate. ...It's just a horse race. It's nothing but horse racing. 

Get-rich-quick is something that can be found anywhere in the world, throughout the ages. 

Also in sacred places. 

“The elf sacred place is a little different than I thought.”

"No, no, this is some kind of mistake. Let's move on to the next one."

Merciless? Or, based on Maggie's honest impressions, Lucien pulls everyone outside. 

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“W-is this in front of other people?”

“The cloth is so small, wouldn’t it be easier to take it off completely?”

"Well, I wonder if I'm cool..."

Well, it's eye candy... 

It seems that for some reason everyone's body size was measured during immigration control yesterday. That's outrageous. 

However, thanks to that, I was able to see everyone in their swimsuits. 

Today's second program, ``Water Bath Nap,'' was what I had imagined from the name, but it turned out to be something like lounging by the pool at a vast water resort built in the shade of the forest on the island. . 

We were taken to a clubhouse in a unicorn carriage, and when we had our bracelets checked, we quickly found out that they were the right size for everyone. Swimsuits, especially bikinis, were available. 

People in this world don't even have a common bathing habit in the first place, so relaxing in a pool is even less well-known. 

Swimming in the sea seems to be more like work for Ama divers than entertainment. 

So, of course, this was everyone's first experience wearing a swimsuit. 

The shyness is so innocent and wonderful. I feel like I'm becoming an old man... 

“Hey, Lucien, have your breasts gotten bigger?”

"..."

Maggie, you're as fearless as ever. Lucien's eyes narrowed. I thought that too, but I can't say it out loud. 

But the automatic fitting device that created everyone's swimsuits? It seems that magic tools like this were also equipped with a conversation interface. 

《Elf woman automatic Niplus 3 cup pad correction Ga line Clemas》

"You don't have to say it!! Is this the point where you say something unnecessary? This is it!!!"

Lucien's iron fist slammed into the door of the magic tool. 

Even though it's not a vanguard, it has such destructive power. 

A beeping alarm sounds. 

《It's hard to beat the equipment, alarm, alarm...》

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Stop it, everyone. Stop giving me those pitiful looks. 

"Why, Shiro, are you complaining!"

What, am I the one who's getting angry? 

But... in this pool, there are many beautiful elf men and women lying elegantly, whispering love, applying oil, and playing beach volleyball in the shallows of the pool? I'm doing something like that. 

A beautiful elf wearing a uniform that looked like an employee, with a lot of exposure, was putting drinks and sweets on trays and handing them out to the men and women on the beach chairs. 

They also crossed long straws and drank from each other... 

Men don't want to see it, but neither do I, wearing bikini pants. 

The women wear variations such as pareos and tube tops, but they all wear bikinis. And... are they all padded? 

Well, this is it. Without a doubt, someone brought in the culture of the modern world, right? 

Also, if it were Japan, it wouldn't be now. Maybe it was during the bubble era, which was mentioned in the old news? Something erotic, flashy, and cool. 

"Huh, the elf's sacred place..."

“Because it’s different, this is completely different!”

Let's stop now. Lucien is in tears... 

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Exhausted from the strong sunlight, embarrassing outfits, and bubbly atmosphere after just lazing around, we went to the last program of the day, which also served as dinner: [Banquet entertainment]. 

"Ah, this is decent... no, it's not like the previous ones weren't decent... though."

"Gnu..."

Lucien endures Maggie's unreading remarks as usual, but yeah, this might be a proper dinner. 

On the top floor of a more luxurious hotel, different from the one we stayed in, in a hall where you could see the night view of the city through the windows, an elf band was playing strange music and drinks like aperitifs were being served. Ta. 

I didn't order any drinks, but a pretty lady brought me a recommended refreshing and fruity drink. 

When it passes through my throat, my tired body feels warm. 

The girls in my house suddenly look excited too. 

Among the elf men and women filling the audience seats, there are many men wearing casual but expensive-looking clothing that would be considered a well-tailored summer jacket in that world, and many women wearing evening dresses. 

We were told at the entrance that there was a dress code, and then we were taken to a separate room and given costumes, so we looked like young aristocrats and young ladies. . 

As the food is brought out one by one, the music gets louder, and along with it, a literal magic show unfolds, not just a magic trick, but a never-ending round of cheers and applause from the audience. 

However, as time went on, the content of the show gradually became more of an ``adult night show.''

The show turned into a show in which a beautiful sexy elf lady could not be seen, but she could be seen, and while mood music was playing, the lady went around the audience and sat on the laps of the men. Playing a prank, and the customer is tipping? I'm inserting my girlfriend's bangle into the cleavage of a beautiful woman's breasts...is that okay? that. 

Shortly after the girls' gazes turned cold, handsome men came to each table wearing sexy clothes, smiling, and approached each female customer closely, trying to please them. I began the entertainment by peppering them with compliments. 

Of course, it's a host club. 

Apparently it's rare in this world? Maggie and Butch, who don't have immunity, quickly become happy. 

Whether it's over there or here, each customer is treated to one person at a time, with a handsome man or a beautiful woman on either side of them, no matter where they come from. 

“@＊☆ I’m in!”

The host brothers suddenly stood up and complimented Maggie from both sides, and the hosts in the store cheered cheerfully. 

Something that looked like a bottle of some kind of high-class liquor was brought to me... 

Well, as a 19-year-old shut-in Ronin student, I don't have much knowledge about that, but is this Kabukicho? 

Where are Nolte and Lucien? Is Carmilla falling asleep? Just as I was in a state where I couldn't understand what was going on, a lady who had been going around the audience from the stage came towards me with a mysterious smile and placed her hand on my chin while resting on her knee. I sat on top. 

She put her mouth close to my ear and whispered, ``Hey, let's do something nice, shall we?'' Then she took my hand and led me into her cleavage. 

Just as I was thinking that, my wrist was inserted into the cleavage that had formed during the bulking process, which was nothing like "plus 3 cups", and as soon as I did that, the electronic beep that had been charged sounded... 

When the show was over and everyone was about to pay their bills, the buzzer went off. 

《Death with insufficient balance, death with insufficient balance, death with labor service required》

 Insufficient funds? 

A female elf who looked exactly like Biscacia, wearing a uniform attached to the accounting device, smiled. 

"Didn't you explain this to me? If you run out of Ergo, you can make up for it by earning Ergo through labor service. Tomorrow, please work all day at the site designated by Civic Hall. Until then, I'll leave it to you..."